we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
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I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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