Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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