Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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