Non-Jews are for practice
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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