so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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