Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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