A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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