girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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