I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Randomize