I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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