doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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