adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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