I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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