So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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