Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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