Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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