the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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