So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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