He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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Sorry my hands just texted you
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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