worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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