eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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