i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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