I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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