Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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