I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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a search helicopter?!
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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