white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I think people are normalizing furries
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Randomize