Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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