am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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