Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
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Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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