Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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