Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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