So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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