birth control should be required to get into college
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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