tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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