Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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