Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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