Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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