yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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