You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
how does that bad decision feel?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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