Welp...herpes.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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