For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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There r osticjed everywhere
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
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You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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