a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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