We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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