Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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