I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
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I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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