woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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