I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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