like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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