Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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