fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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